date a boy who’s an angel. not like when people use angel as a synonym for sweet but a literal angel with six wings and thirty eyes and three heads of different animals. date a boy who uses a flaming sword and has a murderous vengeance that burns even hotter.
can you imagine how hard sebastian laughed when jim came home one night and was like “molly hooper fucking dumped me”.
THIS IS LITERALLY MY NEW FAVORITE THING
these idiot s fell right into my trap. the menu tonight is rich ppl soup
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
GREATEST TEEN WOLF GIF SET EVER
Yeah, I think we’re done with the internet for today.
[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??
[generic anime boy voice] hhhhAAAaAaaAAAaAAA???!!
[tough ass anime guy voice]
[large-breasted girl voice]
[cool antagonist anime guy voice]
“all math problems can be done without a calculator”