My friends and I have a superstition that if you wanna’ be lucky with anything involving NPC’s, you have to strip.
I decided to go all out for the Seamstress.
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WHY IS TUMBLR UPSIDE DOWN
WHAT AM I IN AUSTRALIA NOW
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*corners u in a dark allweyway* heard u were talkin shit about steven moffat *hands bottle of wine* allow me to join you
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[KERA 7 2013] : aoi](http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f3892434e5502c1585db6056435f5f7/tumblr_mnav0kRMaQ1rjqu0ro1_500.jpg)
high res egg
I made this
you are an art thief
Yes but I made YOU
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!!??!?!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
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‘dad’ a young boy goes to his father, ‘I’m depressed because I have a personality crisis where I act angrily towards my crush but secretly I harbour feelings for them that I don’t admit.’
the father sighs pitifully and pats his son’s arm ‘dere dere, tsun’
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cute names for ur newborn child
- yeehaw
- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- hte Spaghetti
- lil shit
- swiggity swoner i have a boner
- genocide
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so I set up my headband for a date with a lawn gnome named Gilbert
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- sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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